GUNDAGAI NSW: In what is a developing situation at the Victorian border, NSW Police have been reportedly greeting motorists with their junk out and demanding they "suck 'em or fuck off". Numerous reports on social media appear to confirm this is occurring and that some desperate Victorians are taking the offer as the state slowly descends into 'death pit' status.

We are currently investigating if this is some sort of industrial action on the part of the Union, pandemic fatigue or if the fuzz are just being inappropriate on a grander and more overt scale than usual.

Trying to cross into NSW at the moment is our roving reporter, Integrity Cronkite. Last communication was "Cradling this Sargent's balls. See you soon".

More to come
Alan J Boltlaw