Lets make this clear. Megaburgers is fucking shithouse but due to proximity, uber eats and my complete disdain for the general public, I order that rubbish quite a bit. Then some smiling Norwegian looking backpacker cunt usually turns up on a pushy with my lukewarm sustenance. No car, no tip is my philosophy. Fuck off blondie.

But fuck me with a stobie pole. How fucking hard is it to read the "No Beetroot" bit on my order? 7 times now. This joint is remarkably consistent with their inability to fucking read things.

I resorted to going full caps lock, labeling it as "IMPORTANT", "TOP SECRET", Fuck, the last one read "ALLERGIC TO BEETROOT AND WILL DIE IF YOU IDIOTS DO IT AGAIN".

Despite this, I still got invasive purple shit all over my iceberg. If it hits 10 by Monday, I'm going in there and doing a shit in his store. Mark my words. This cannot, and will not be tolerated for much longer.

"What? You don't want me to dump a steamer on your hot plate mate? Well I don't want your shitty canned beetroot on my fucking burger either dickhead! We can't always get what we want, can we?"

"WORDS MOTHERFUCKER. READ THEM"

Alan J Boltlaw
Burger consumer, hater of root various vegetables