What should have been a beautiful day by the ocean at Birubi Beach for holiday making families was suddenly and erogenously ruined when the sea spewed a foul deliverance of cocks onto the sea shore.

The confronting hot mess of testicular tangle writhed amongst the crowds, battering the bathing women and children, whilst husbands tried in vain to protect their kin by reining blows upon the purple pests.

The penal colony

Witness Craig (name missing), 'It was indescribable, they were everywhere, I didn't think I just grabbed the child closest to me and ran. I've never seen dick like that..never".

Scientists cannot explain the phenomenon and the local Birubi Lion's Club is currently handling the humiliating and degrading task of cleaning up these unwelcome and terrifying chubbies.

I think what we can all take from this is that its a wide world full of things we can't quite understand.

Integrity C. Cronkite